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Accurax · Oct 31, 2005, 02:00 PM // 14:00

The Carrot is the fundemental partical.

All matter is fundementally formed out of atomic sized carrots that arrange themselves to appear like chicken, beef, cars and of course carrots.

The acid in your stomach contains the only substance capable of reverting matter back to its natural form.

We shall call it Anti-Carrot.

So when you eat Chicken, lamb or light bulbs, the anti-carrot in your stomach will begin to revert this "food" back to its fundemental form... that of carrots.

Carrots are the only thing your body is capable of digesting, and different foods take different ammounts of time to "revert" depending on the intensity of there Carrotine matrix.

Sweetcorn is the most highly corroted substance known to man.

This simple theory explains why whenever you throw up, no matter when you last ate "pure" carrot.... there it is... lumps of half reverted carrot sitting in your vomit.

Aracos79 · Oct 31, 2005, 02:04 PM // 14:04

Hmm... I think we have ourselves a new candidate for "Favorite Spammer". Don't worry, we don't mind spammers on this board.

I pwnd U · Oct 31, 2005, 03:23 PM // 15:23

lol or biggest flop at creating popular threads

Accurax · Oct 31, 2005, 03:25 PM // 15:25

I dont know what id do without you Pwnd....

I think i love you

Will you have my babies?

I pwnd U · Oct 31, 2005, 03:26 PM // 15:26

ya no srry im stil in high school, guess ill just stay here and hang out w/ u cause im in schol and its boring as hell...